They are not in certain order

• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

• There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

• You laugh at me because I’m different. I pity you because you all use the same damn quotes for your internet profiles.

• I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

• when all else fails, just hold ctrl + alt + del..

• “If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.”

• Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works.

• A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

• Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.

• In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

• MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

• Roses are #FF0000..Violets are #0000FF

• Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.

• Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

• JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!

• Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

• COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key

• Video games are bad for you? That’s what they said about Rock-n-Roll.

• Windows Vista -now comes with free anger management courses.

• I AM NOT YOUR F1 BUTTON!

• I see fragged people

• Who wants to be cool when you can be a nerd

• Whoa! I can submit my prayers via AJAX based forms!

• The hard drive on your computer will only crash when it contains vital information that has not been backed up. (So True!!!)

• SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0                – returned 0 results

• Who ever called geeks anti-social, we have a social life!!! haven’t u ever played world of warcraft?

• The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?